Crazy Taxi~!

*Ring Ring*
Woman: Do you need a cab now Mr Chan?
Mr Chan:I need a cab from Bedok Central Taxi Stand to Maris Stella Rd.
Woman: No Problem, pls hold on for the taxi number...... (XX9XB)will be reaching in 7 mins, thank you for choosing comfort taxi.

*wait, wait wait*
Finally the cab came.
We hopped on the cab feeling a sense of relief...No more waiting queue...

Cab Uncle:Tonight everybody like very happy ah hor? hor? Maris Stella ah..Maris Stella school ah..
We: Nooo..ooo
Cab Uncle: You know the way ah?
We: Nooo..ooo
Cab Uncle: Huh you dunno the way ah, you not going home ah?
We: Nooo..ooo
Cab Uncle: You all go meet friend ah?
We: Nooo..oo
Cab Uncle: You never go before ah?
We: Nooo..ooooooooooooo

At this point, we were pretty pissed already..Dunno way still wanna pick up the job...wassup man

We: Uncle, you dunno how to go huh?
Cab Uncle: (said nothing just stopped along the road and started checking the road directory)
We: Uncle, meter? Meter still running ah?
Cab Uncle: You want..you want i stop for you la ( bu shuang face)..Dun have such a road wat...Maris stella road..Maris Stella school got la

Chan called his fren to confirm the destination once more..no conclusion..
We: Uncle we change to Lavender
Cab Uncle: Noo..you pay me the money..waste my time on checking the street directory.. no such road wat.
*angry*
Chan: Uncle, one left turn you want to take $6.80 from us. Dun you tink it's not justified?
Cab Uncle: No you waste my time noe!! No fay! No Fay!..
Chan: Uncle, in the first place, you shouldnt accept the job if you dunno the way
Cab Uncle: Eh aHH Ah Ah ahh ..they push the job to me wan
Chan: (called the company)clarify clarify...
Me: ( got out of the cab to get another wan...along came a citycab..)
Chan: Push $7 bucks into uncle's hand and walk away "Uncle, no time to argue with you, nah"
Starting to go crazy uncle: NONONO!!! U DUN TRY TO RUN !! I CALL THE POLICE I TELL YOU!!!
Suave Chan: Uncle u wan to call u call. u got my phone number u give to the police ok? i in a rush i need to go
Crazy Uncle who uses force to prevent suave Chan from leaving: NONONO!!! U STAY! U STAY!
Suave Chan getting pissed: OK uncle, how much you wan?
Crazy and greedy uncle: I WAN $10!
PIssed Suave chan: $10! MAKE A TURN U WAN $10!

Suave CHan and princess Lin were really in a rush oredi, so Suave chan chucked $10 into the crazy uncle's hand and princess lin checked the crazy man's name and plate number, finally suave and princess were free of the evil crazy man.

Kind hearted Citycabber waited for the goodlooking couple all this while and even gave a discount to the princess at lavender. Suave proceeded to lodge a complaint to comfort about CrAzY tAxi! and will get a reply in 3 weeks. Watch out for the results live! in this column!

And Suave and Princess lived happily ever after
(Pls readers..this blog is written by CHan himself..so yea...)